"But nobody wants Bulgarians!"
"K: I keep forgetting. I feel like, you know, what’s her name.
Me: Dory?
K: Yeah, that’s the one."
"Forty brushtails is too many brushtails."
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K:
Look, a shorn sheep.
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Me:
That's a goat.
"What’s the word? ‘Chronicling’. What a stuuupid word. Is that really a word? Is it?"
"Do not apprehend the postman; he is on official duties from the queen."
"This is my second package from the department of defence this week!"
"You look like a jam fancy. No, you don’t look like a jam fancy."
"I don’t have any nasturtiums against him."
"I’m not speeding, I’m just going up the hill. Fast."